Born to be wild!

WHA?

Anal Fissures!

So I'm taking a crap and I felt something rip! Yes RIP, inside my ass. You think orajel will work?

Do I?

Leave your room much?

My Mom can beat that fool!

Cybering!

Is it wrong

to watch Intervention on A&E and get refills during commercial breaks?

Don't back down! I have a feeling he won't!

Single much?

Chris Brown did...

Have you ever said to yourself...

where the fuck did that booger go?

They do WHAT?

Hey Harry, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

Average Everyday Normal Guy is back!

Put your damn coat on then...

Yep you lost!

Acceptable?

Can you help me understand this?

Why is Elmo so damn entertaining?

I swear those kids will sit there and watch it for hours. I know some would say that's a good thing, but I feel guilty letting them watch more than one episode. I'm always thinking, there are much better ways to occupy there time. Right?